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  • Playing: Pokemon Crystal
  • Eating: Ice cubes
Apparently, this is getting even worse, folks. So obnoxious I have to rant about it again. As the fandom gets bigger and bigger, it seems to become louder and louder, and therefore, more and more annoying. So, let us explore the wonders of the Bronies once more... and by "explore", I mean "bitch", and by "wonders", I mean "butthurt".

  First, lets go with all these stupid Pony OCs floating around contaminating everything. Gee, if you thought the Sonic fandom was bad, Bronies are sure giving it a run for it's money when it comes to the shit-tons of boring, uninspired, lazy Mary/Gary Sues shoveled out in droves. I've got two words for you: Pony Maker. People use this Flash Game to make their own little Speashul snowflake ponies that is totally not Rainbow Dash but "scene". I am so fucking sick of these fucking abominations. How hard is it to draw Friendship is Magic?! I'm sorry, but if you can't even draw Friendship is-motherfucking-Magic, then art isn't for you. Using Pony Maker is cheap and lazy, and you are NOT fooling anyone with this shit.
  When they're not using Pony Maker to birth their hideous recolors, they're, well, recoloring. Stop it now, all you did is destroy a picture of Fluttershy with the Bucket tool. It looks like pixelated barf.
  And these ponies aren't even worth making in the first place. They're always xX.HARDCORE.Xx scene or emo ponies with stupid-ass names and 1-dimensional characteristics, or more Alicorns,  because these ponies always gotta be SpEsHeL. It's fucking My Little Pony, your Mary-sue doesn't fit in their universe. Why not a pink and red colored pony named Berry Blitz or something? It would fit perfectly with their cheerful universe, and it's a cute little idea. But no, we have to have DARK BLOOD da Poni who's got rainbow colored bat wings and black and eye-searing neon green body fur and HAZ ALL DA POWERZ and other shit. Seriously bro, we're all like, amazed with your originality. Scene and rave is totally edgy and stands out.




Secondly, apparently Bronies hate Furries. What a load of hypocritical, bigoted, ignorant bullshit. Lemme get this straight: you hate a group of people who, like you, are "nerdy" and "odd" for no reason other than because it's "cool to hate them", despite the fact that both of you:

:bulletpurple: Like anthropomorphic animals

:bulletpurple: Enjoy things that most people would find "childish"

:bulletpurple:Cosplay

:bulletpurple: Visit conventions

:bulletpurple: Receive various flak just for liking what you like

:bulletpurple: Are associated with porn/perverts, despite the fact that only very few of you do those things, and that's not the whole point of the fandom

It seriously pisses me off. Some furries are also Bronies and choose to be a part of the fandom, but it's "gay", sick", and "lame" when a Brony decides to also be a furry. Guys, you need to come down from your golden, meme-ridden pedestal for a second so you can see that YOU'RE A FAN OF MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW PONIES. I don't care HOW popular your stupid fandom is, you don't get the right to ridicule other, similar fandoms just because you're the internet's "popular kids". And you've got some fucking balls to go and whine and complain that people don't like you after you just called some Bronies-who-are-also-furries "gay" or "furfag". Tough nuggies, you brought it on yourself. Maybe if you didn't act like a pompous fanbrat I'd maybe defend you from your constant discrimination.
On top of that, they blame their oodles upon oodles of "Clop", or Rule34, on the furries. "It's not our fault there's so much nauseating, eye-raping porn! It's the Furries!! The Furries are responsible! We're much too innocent, with our constant fanservice pics, rape jokes, and Lemon Fics, to do such a heinous thing!"  As you can see, this manages to somehow piss me off even more.  To combat your stereotype of perverts who fap to ponies you... blame everything on another group of people who are also plagued by that same stereotype. :icongenius-plz: GENIUS.
Biggest case of "Pot calling kettle black" yet.



  Finally, I just have to talk about this stuff, but I'm so sick of the even more even more hypocrisy.
They'll go and cram FiM in your face, begging and nagging you to go watch it, and Ponify literally anything, but if you try to show them a show you like they'll accuse you of "shoving your fandom down our throats."
They preach about "Love and Tolerance", but if you turn any of the "Mane 6" into humans with a skin color that isn't white, they'll spout racial slurs, and they bad-mouth other fandoms, like the Sonicfags and the already-mentioned Furries, and if you make ANYTHING that criticizes them, they'll flag it on Youtube, or BAWWW about it.
Some of them are outrageously sexist (i.e. Hoenies), yet watch the "girliest" fucking show possibly could even watch on Tv.



As you can see, I'm more that a little annoyed. I'm fucking infuriated at these assholes. If you're a fan of the show and just happen to like ponies, good! But these rabid Bronies overstayed their welcome in my opinion, and sadly, I don't think they're leaving anytime soon.
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:iconchildfriezaisawsome1:
ChildFriezaIsAwsome1 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Student General Artist
This.. this is beautiful.
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:iconrosemary-the-skunk:
Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks :smirking:  
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:iconk4ded:
k4ded Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Rule #1 don't judge the fan by the fandom
Rule #2 don't judge the fandom by the fan
I thought this was a well executed rant and that I love all fandoms and I love all their fans, I don't agree with some of the porn and some of the people in it but I just ignore them. This was a brilliant post.
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CiderArts Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Furries:  The fandom that bitched and moaned the loudest about people giving them a hard time, but the first fandom to jump on  board with bashing another in the same way.
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thebigcrunchone9 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yeah I like that show but I don't prance around like a jerk about it.
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:iconrosemary-the-skunk:
Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mhm, that's good.
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:iconthebigcrunchone9:
thebigcrunchone9 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You are very smart you make alot of great points.
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:iconrosemary-the-skunk:
Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank-you :)
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:iconthebigcrunchone9:
thebigcrunchone9 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yeah I love reading your rants or as I call them truths.
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:iconrosemary-the-skunk:
Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's good, many people seem to enjoy them.
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