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Oh my god. What can I say about this? So recently I discovered, thanks to Encyclopedia Dramatica, the "wonders" of Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler. This guy is ridiculous, I mean, RIDICULOUS. There is seriously no end to the lulz that this guy's horrible, entertaining, awful, ocean of fail has created, documented thanks to the troll-wiki, Cwcki. Let me break this down for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

  Let me start by explaining this guy. This guy, Christian Weston Chandler, or Chris-Chan, (proof that this guy has NO CLUE about Japanese suffixes just like a typical weaboo.) is an unemployed, lazy, talentless "artist" who has an ego that could rival Narcissus himself. He also is extremely racist, sexist, and homophobic, and he also has High-Funtioning autism, but he uses it simply as an excuse and a way to make people sympathize with him. His biggest goal in life is to get married and lose his virginity, but he's so self-centered and picky about women that that's just never gonna happen. Ever.

  Why do I hate this guy and make fun of him? I mentioned earlier that he has autism, so I shouldn't be making fun of him for that, as he's different and has social issues that typically come with Autism, right? Nope. Don't feel sorry for this asshole one bit, as I will conveniently break down for you.

1,  He makes everyone else with Autism look bad.

I have Aspergers, (and no, I'm not self-diagnosed, I was diagnosed by a doctor and psychiatrist) so I know about autism. The world isn't going to give you life on a silver platter just because you have autism. You have to earn things, just like everyone else, because you still can function, and still succeed, just like everyone else. Autism is not a good excuse to not work, at all, ever. He doesn't think so, however, and uses money from the government, because "work causes too much stress" and he thinks he deserves it because he's a special little snowflake. That's right, Chris-Chan wastes YOUR tax dollars thanks to Social Security to buy Video Games and shit he doesn't need. Obviously this makes autistic people, such as myself, look bad. We don't want the world thinking we're lazy fat fucks all thanks to this guy.
  And another thing: He uses his autism as an excuse for EVERYTHING. Don't troll me I'm autistic! Be nice to me 'cause I'm autistic! Don't give me constructive criticism I'm autistic! I deserve to have a smokin' hot babe 'cause I'm autistic! I can do whatever I want 'cause I'm autistic! Shut up. Autism is not a Get Out of Jail Free card.
  Finally, this guy CLAIMS to have a so-called "autistic pride", but he does just the opposite, most notably by hating people with Aspergers with no reason other than just hating them. He doesn't even believe, or want to believe, it's related to autism when clearly, it is. Why? Who knows, but he mentioned once it was because "They steal the limelight from us TRUE autistics". Yep, We're totally out to steal you're good autism cred, Chris. WATCH OUT.

and 2, His awful personality and beliefs

  This guy is so hateful Hitler himself would tell him to stop being so conservative about the world. He is incredibly spiteful and hateful of homosexuals, to the point were he actually will  make fun of and insult them in public. He's also racist to boot, using the dreaded N-word and treating little kids at a hobby store like criminals just because they were black. There are so many examples of his discrimination that it filled an entire page on his "fan" wiki.
  Don't even get me STARTED on his sexism towards women. Basically, he wants a playboy model as his girlfriend and he wont accept otherwise. She can't be even a little fat, even if he is. She can't have autism or any other disorders, even if he does. She MUST be white, for no reasons other than his blatant racism. He thinks all girls like to shop, gossip, and cook in the kitchen, and ONLY shop, gossip, and cook in the kitchen. He really only treats them like walking boobies, believing them to be less superior and less intelligent than the all-mighty Chris-Chan. Because girls totally, like, dig that.
  His personality is also left to be desired. He's so stubborn he refuses to believe trained professionals when proven to be wrong.  He makes death threats and rages at people for doing so much as telling him "no". And don't even get me started on his ego. He thinks that he's very intelligent and artistically talented, which obviously, if you've seen his crayola-colored abominations, he clearly lacks. In his comic, he self-inserts himself as the main character who's a full-on, God Mode Gary Stu wif all dah powerz and no flaws. He's the "mayor for life" in his imaginary egopolis Cwcville, who's basically a tyrannical dictator, causing gay holocausts, loved by everyone, and uses his electric-hedgehog creations to beat the shit out of people he doesn't like. In reality, however, he's just an overweight loser with no life, and trying to tell him so will, with out a doubt, cause him to have a temper-tantrum.

So, with that in mind, please, don't feel sorry for him at all. People have tried White Knighting for him, thousands have, to no avail. It's hopeless. HE'S hopeless. And because of that, it's hilarious. Watching this guy "sing" for his made up band and draw sexy (read: disturbing) Rule 34 is so sad and depressing you can't help but laugh. So, with that in mind, check out CWCiki sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCki (a troll site) for more info on a the oodles and oodles fail.  This has been my Rant of the day, peace. :)
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Smellbringer Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015
Ya I'm with you wholeheartedly, theres a reason why us in the Autistic Community try to keep him a secret.
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metalvarg24 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just found out he's banned from GameStop for getting all asshurt over Sonic Boom with sonic's blue arms. He put stickers that read "boycott Sega" everywhere then he pepper sprayed an employee when he was asked to leave.
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
he was actually banned from that gamestop before that bc he's Chris
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Mixedfan8643 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
I wish I'd never heard of this guy. Seriously.

Even more so, I wish this guy would just disappear already. As long as he lives, he gives autistic people a bad name and he clearly seems to be a threat to society and life.

It's almost unreal that this guy is a real person and not just somebody's fictional character. I wish he WAS a fictional character and NOT a real person! He'd be far less unlikeable and do far less damage! :X

I hope we don't get more people like this gluttonous waste of space in life, otherwise mankind truly is doomed to failure...
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RedKidd Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Student General Artist
This "high-functioning autistic" Idiot made God a facepalm (He's now a lesbian :iconwtfboomplz:)
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah who the hell knows what's up with the whole tomgirl thing 
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RedKidd Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Student General Artist
his father's death did this.
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Quietus416 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah Chris Chan, oh boy oh boy. I heard a lot of things about this guy, not a single person I have seen who's aware enough of his disaster of a biography gave him any praise. High school kinda sucked, if only I discovered him back then during my ordeals of adolescence then maybe I would've gotten the courage I need to overcome all odds knowing it's virtually impossible for anyone to stoop to his level. Speaking of high school, I actually knew and put up with someone there who was like 80% similar, in terms of reputation and screwed-up personality. I recall even a select few faculty members wanted him gone. So my point is, I may have gotten an idea of how repulsive it is to be around Chris Chan.

Okay back to the main topic: Although I'm years behind, I read a lot about him and all his major life milestones. I heard about him being banned from a hobby store (which is now currently closed) and committing a vehicular hit-and-run on the manager who placed the ban on him, twice, one by the lunatic himself and another by his Snorlax mother. I heard about him pasting signs desperately requesting a "boyfriend-free girl" with provided strict requirements in public places in violation of the rules and boundaries of those public places. I've seen some of his ridiculous comics of his abomination of a hybrid between two existing game company mascots which he claims to be his "OC", which the artwork makes any Kindergarten doodle look like a masterpiece. I've seen archived videos of him making out with an anime girl blow-up doll, doing sexual intercourse with said anime girl blow-up doll, dancing to some Bollywood belly dance song out of rhythm in his sports bra, struggling to do a single pull-up in a playground, lifting objects which are 10% the weight Chris Chan claims them to be, failing to intimidate others which his threats tip more to childish temper tantrums, humping his PS3 while begging someone who apparently got hold of his PSN account to give it back to him, beating the shit out of his clown doll...I have yet to see more of this disturbing albeit interesting stuff.

I also know the notable individuals who put the failure in his proper place, like Clyde Cash, Blanca Weiss, Jack Thaddeus, Bluespike, Vivian Gee, Liquid Chris, etc.; the events caused by each of those individuals have been divided into "sagas".

Do you know what the fatso's up to now? He did change compared to 6 years ago, from bad to worse: He's now what he calls himself a "tom-girl", crossdressing and all that.

Bottom line, despite his myriad of repulsive acts and failures, I kind of thank Chris Chan in a way, for reassuring me that no matter how worthless I feel, I'll NEVER be worth a comparison with him, likewise for everyone else. He's like a self-esteem fueling station. Still, to be honest, I constantly fear I'm going to eventually be his spiritual successor or something; that would be a fate worse than death. Hey, maybe if future kids get crappy grades at school or something, parents can start comparing them to Chris Chan as discipline, just imagine how effective that's gonna be.

Oh and one more thing: this is coming from a guy diagnosed with Asperger's too, just like you.
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
he's currently wasting most of his time on facebook, nothing about him has changed, he's still trying to sell his art and is still a self-pitying egomaniac 
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Trackforce Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
The saga of Sonichu , One I wish I was never aware of But it's the equivalent of a disaster , No matter how horrible it is you can't take your eyes of it. It amazes me just how much disaster he causes on himself and even more just how naive he is to that . He wants a girlfriend yet never takes a good look on himself or sees how horrible he looks when he wears a sport bra (with a sign saying "hot stuff" or something like that) and never stops to think that it would look repulsive to anybody else . And oh god the atrocious comic ! I did some bad mary-sue type stories back in school but .... wow , My OC was humble compare to the massive Ego pleasure that is Sonichu ! I mean .... Aside that he get's to do whatever he wants to do to anybody (such as shooting the knees of the girl's Boyfriend in order to "Rescue" her , Having a "trial" that obeys his decision and let's him do the "execution" just so he can torture them in horrific ways) With no opposition or even having a rival at all  .... He also get's the help of Freaking God AND JESUS ?! Who exist solely to find him a girlfriend !
             And he just finds ways to get even more insulting than that ! Such has him dying and having his blood be use as a "Cure" for homosexuals and the girls who feel no urge for sex (a.k.a pretty much any girl who refuse this abomination)  And his death is celebrated as a INTERNATIONAL Holiday ! Along with a speech ... which he stole from the movie ID4: Independence Day . If you thought the original was cheesy and corny , chris somehow found a way to make it lame and embarrassing that even Roland Emerich would vomit by just hearing it ! Is unbelievable what this guy does .... and he Won TWO Nintendo Contest ?? Of all the poor kids who wish to win something at least once in their lives this lazy fatass got it more than once and for that he believes he Deserves better ?? Fuck him !! .... On the plus side becoming aware of him make me start to work on losing wait .
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree completely

it's like a trainwreck, you know it's horrible but you can't turn away 
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T95Master Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013   Digital Artist
Secondly, I wholeheartedly agree with you... that fugly perverse shit bucket needs to die with his fat face ripped off and impaled on a branch with his torso ripped open, already... seriously.
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This was written when I first joined dA more than a year ago, my opinions on him since then has changed. I think he's hilarious, he's just so much fail and pathetic that you can't help but laugh at his stupid antics. 

Bless ED for digging up this lulz
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T95Master Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014   Digital Artist
Nice for yo, but He's still a horrible person and he's a disgrace... really, I would never feel sorry for that obese sick fuck. Your journal here is still legitmate :)
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't get how anyone could feel sorry for him, he's shown to be a complete sociopath 
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T95Master Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013   Digital Artist
Well, not surprisingly he's back... with this new video from him

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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, excellent. Let's hope a new saga unfolds 
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T95Master Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013   Digital Artist
new tour of his landfill of a house is recently uploaded...
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Excellent
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T95Master Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014   Digital Artist
update: his house just burnt down
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
From using a fucking coffee brewer in his bathroom

Honor role my ass 
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T95Master Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014   Digital Artist
yes, he's that stupid.... there's new report of it right now.
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SpyderKat Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
he sounds really... REALLY insane o.e
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He pretty much is
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Scurron Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Student General Artist
Who's that guy? :noes: I've been reading the wiki, but I can't find the comic xD
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's in their Sonichu articles. [link]

Just browse their image gallery on the Sonichu Comic # articles, it should be their.
Besides, it's not Sonichu that people are repulsed by, it's the author and his asinine shenanigans.
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Scurron Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Student General Artist
I spent the whole afternoon looking at that page... that guy is one of the most (sadly) productive Mary-sue creator in my current memory, aside from being a total arse and having little or no contact with the opposite gender.. I mean "boyfriend-free girlfriends are what I search for in my Love quest" :?
He's also unbelievably narcissistic :O_o:
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yes, the narcissism is what makes him all the more obnoxious...

Yep, every goddamn character, ESPECIALLY his self-insert, is a raging sue. The worst part is that he sees them as noble, balanced, relatable characters... :iconfacepalmplz:
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Scurron Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student General Artist
The worst thing is, he describes them as heroes, while they're killing every character Chris has adapted from Rl :XD: The guy really has problems, asides from not accepting critiques.
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, in the comic he's basically a psychopath with super-powered goons at his control, killing people he doesn't like because "they're eeeeeevuuuullll"
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Scurron Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student General Artist
I didn't get the whole comic, to be honest :shrug: it's just stupid.
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Exactly, it's stupid, and also very confusing. Almost impossible to fully decipher.
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