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Oh my god. What can I say about this? So recently I discovered, thanks to Encyclopedia Dramatica, the "wonders" of Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler. This guy is ridiculous, I mean, RIDICULOUS. There is seriously no end to the lulz that this guy's horrible, entertaining, awful, ocean of fail has created, documented thanks to the troll-wiki, Cwcki. Let me break this down for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

  Let me start by explaining this guy. This guy, Christian Weston Chandler, or Chris-Chan, (proof that this guy has NO CLUE about Japanese suffixes just like a typical weaboo.) is an unemployed, lazy, talentless "artist" who has an ego that could rival Narcissus himself. He also is extremely racist, sexist, and homophobic, and he also has High-Funtioning autism, but he uses it simply as an excuse and a way to make people sympathize with him. His biggest goal in life is to get married and lose his virginity, but he's so self-centered and picky about women that that's just never gonna happen. Ever.

  Why do I hate this guy and make fun of him? I mentioned earlier that he has autism, so I shouldn't be making fun of him for that, as he's different and has social issues that typically come with Autism, right? Nope. Don't feel sorry for this asshole one bit, as I will conveniently break down for you.

1,  He makes everyone else with Autism look bad.

I have Aspergers, (and no, I'm not self-diagnosed, I was diagnosed by a doctor and psychiatrist) so I know about autism. The world isn't going to give you life on a silver platter just because you have autism. You have to earn things, just like everyone else, because you still can function, and still succeed, just like everyone else. Autism is not a good excuse to not work, at all, ever. He doesn't think so, however, and uses money from the government, because "work causes too much stress" and he thinks he deserves it because he's a special little snowflake. That's right, Chris-Chan wastes YOUR tax dollars thanks to Social Security to buy Video Games and shit he doesn't need. Obviously this makes autistic people, such as myself, look bad. We don't want the world thinking we're lazy fat fucks all thanks to this guy.
  And another thing: He uses his autism as an excuse for EVERYTHING. Don't troll me I'm autistic! Be nice to me 'cause I'm autistic! Don't give me constructive criticism I'm autistic! I deserve to have a smokin' hot babe 'cause I'm autistic! I can do whatever I want 'cause I'm autistic! Shut up. Autism is not a Get Out of Jail Free card.
  Finally, this guy CLAIMS to have a so-called "autistic pride", but he does just the opposite, most notably by hating people with Aspergers with no reason other than just hating them. He doesn't even believe, or want to believe, it's related to autism when clearly, it is. Why? Who knows, but he mentioned once it was because "They steal the limelight from us TRUE autistics". Yep, We're totally out to steal you're good autism cred, Chris. WATCH OUT.

and 2, His awful personality and beliefs

  This guy is so hateful Hitler himself would tell him to stop being so conservative about the world. He is incredibly spiteful and hateful of homosexuals, to the point were he actually will  make fun of and insult them in public. He's also racist to boot, using the dreaded N-word and treating little kids at a hobby store like criminals just because they were black. There are so many examples of his discrimination that it filled an entire page on his "fan" wiki.
  Don't even get me STARTED on his sexism towards women. Basically, he wants a playboy model as his girlfriend and he wont accept otherwise. She can't be even a little fat, even if he is. She can't have autism or any other disorders, even if he does. She MUST be white, for no reasons other than his blatant racism. He thinks all girls like to shop, gossip, and cook in the kitchen, and ONLY shop, gossip, and cook in the kitchen. He really only treats them like walking boobies, believing them to be less superior and less intelligent than the all-mighty Chris-Chan. Because girls totally, like, dig that.
  His personality is also left to be desired. He's so stubborn he refuses to believe trained professionals when proven to be wrong.  He makes death threats and rages at people for doing so much as telling him "no". And don't even get me started on his ego. He thinks that he's very intelligent and artistically talented, which obviously, if you've seen his crayola-colored abominations, he clearly lacks. In his comic, he self-inserts himself as the main character who's a full-on, God Mode Gary Stu wif all dah powerz and no flaws. He's the "mayor for life" in his imaginary egopolis Cwcville, who's basically a tyrannical dictator, causing gay holocausts, loved by everyone, and uses his electric-hedgehog creations to beat the shit out of people he doesn't like. In reality, however, he's just an overweight loser with no life, and trying to tell him so will, with out a doubt, cause him to have a temper-tantrum.

So, with that in mind, please, don't feel sorry for him at all. People have tried White Knighting for him, thousands have, to no avail. It's hopeless. HE'S hopeless. And because of that, it's hilarious. Watching this guy "sing" for his made up band and draw sexy (read: disturbing) Rule 34 is so sad and depressing you can't help but laugh. So, with that in mind, check out CWCiki sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCki (a troll site) for more info on a the oodles and oodles fail.  This has been my Rant of the day, peace. :)
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Trackforce Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
The saga of Sonichu , One I wish I was never aware of But it's the equivalent of a disaster , No matter how horrible it is you can't take your eyes of it. It amazes me just how much disaster he causes on himself and even more just how naive he is to that . He wants a girlfriend yet never takes a good look on himself or sees how horrible he looks when he wears a sport bra (with a sign saying "hot stuff" or something like that) and never stops to think that it would look repulsive to anybody else . And oh god the atrocious comic ! I did some bad mary-sue type stories back in school but .... wow , My OC was humble compare to the massive Ego pleasure that is Sonichu ! I mean .... Aside that he get's to do whatever he wants to do to anybody (such as shooting the knees of the girl's Boyfriend in order to "Rescue" her , Having a "trial" that obeys his decision and let's him do the "execution" just so he can torture them in horrific ways) With no opposition or even having a rival at all  .... He also get's the help of Freaking God AND JESUS ?! Who exist solely to find him a girlfriend !
             And he just finds ways to get even more insulting than that ! Such has him dying and having his blood be use as a "Cure" for homosexuals and the girls who feel no urge for sex (a.k.a pretty much any girl who refuse this abomination)  And his death is celebrated as a INTERNATIONAL Holiday ! Along with a speech ... which he stole from the movie ID4: Independence Day . If you thought the original was cheesy and corny , chris somehow found a way to make it lame and embarrassing that even Roland Emerich would vomit by just hearing it ! Is unbelievable what this guy does .... and he Won TWO Nintendo Contest ?? Of all the poor kids who wish to win something at least once in their lives this lazy fatass got it more than once and for that he believes he Deserves better ?? Fuck him !! .... On the plus side becoming aware of him make me start to work on losing wait .
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree completely

it's like a trainwreck, you know it's horrible but you can't turn away 
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T95Master Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Secondly, I wholeheartedly agree with you... that fugly perverse shit bucket needs to die with his fat face ripped off and impaled on a branch with his torso ripped open, already... seriously.
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This was written when I first joined dA more than a year ago, my opinions on him since then has changed. I think he's hilarious, he's just so much fail and pathetic that you can't help but laugh at his stupid antics. 

Bless ED for digging up this lulz
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T95Master Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Nice for yo, but He's still a horrible person and he's a disgrace... really, I would never feel sorry for that obese sick fuck. Your journal here is still legitmate :)
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't get how anyone could feel sorry for him, he's shown to be a complete sociopath 
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T95Master Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Well, not surprisingly he's back... with this new video from him

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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, excellent. Let's hope a new saga unfolds 
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T95Master Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
new tour of his landfill of a house is recently uploaded...
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Rosemary-the-Skunk Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Excellent
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