Oh my god. What can I say about this? So recently I discovered, thanks to Encyclopedia Dramatica, the "wonders" of Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler. This guy is ridiculous, I mean, RIDICULOUS. There is seriously no end to the lulz that this guy's horrible, entertaining, awful, ocean of fail has created, documented thanks to the troll-wiki, Cwcki. Let me break this down for your viewing (dis)pleasure.
Let me start by explaining this guy. This guy, Christian Weston Chandler, or Chris-Chan, (proof that this guy has NO CLUE about Japanese suffixes just like a typical weaboo.) is an unemployed, lazy, talentless "artist" who has an ego that could rival Narcissus himself. He also is extremely racist, sexist, and homophobic, and he also has High-Funtioning autism, but he uses it simply as an excuse and a way to make people sympathize with him. His biggest goal in life is to get married and lose his virginity, but he's so self-centered and picky about women that that's just never gonna happen. Ever.
Why do I hate this guy and make fun of him? I mentioned earlier that he has autism, so I shouldn't be making fun of him for that, as he's different and has social issues that typically come with Autism, right? Nope. Don't feel sorry for this asshole one bit, as I will conveniently break down for you.
1, He makes everyone else with Autism look bad.
I have Aspergers, (and no, I'm not self-diagnosed, I was diagnosed by a doctor and psychiatrist) so I know about autism. The world isn't going to give you life on a silver platter just because you have autism. You have to earn things, just like everyone else, because you still can function, and still succeed, just like everyone else. Autism is not a good excuse to not work, at all, ever. He doesn't think so, however, and uses money from the government, because "work causes too much stress" and he thinks he deserves it because he's a special little snowflake. That's right, Chris-Chan wastes YOUR tax dollars thanks to Social Security to buy Video Games and shit he doesn't need. Obviously this makes autistic people, such as myself, look bad. We don't want the world thinking we're lazy fat fucks all thanks to this guy.
And another thing: He uses his autism as an excuse for EVERYTHING. Don't troll me I'm autistic! Be nice to me 'cause I'm autistic! Don't give me constructive criticism I'm autistic! I deserve to have a smokin' hot babe 'cause I'm autistic! I can do whatever I want 'cause I'm autistic! Shut up. Autism is not a Get Out of Jail Free card.
Finally, this guy CLAIMS to have a so-called "autistic pride", but he does just the opposite, most notably by hating people with Aspergers with no reason other than just hating them. He doesn't even believe, or want to believe, it's related to autism when clearly, it is. Why? Who knows, but he mentioned once it was because "They steal the limelight from us TRUE autistics". Yep, We're totally out to steal you're good autism cred, Chris. WATCH OUT.
and 2, His awful personality and beliefs
This guy is so hateful Hitler himself would tell him to stop being so conservative about the world. He is incredibly spiteful and hateful of homosexuals, to the point were he actually will make fun of and insult them in public. He's also racist to boot, using the dreaded N-word and treating little kids at a hobby store like criminals just because they were black. There are so many examples of his discrimination that it filled an entire page on his "fan" wiki.
Don't even get me STARTED on his sexism towards women. Basically, he wants a playboy model as his girlfriend and he wont accept otherwise. She can't be even a little fat, even if he is. She can't have autism or any other disorders, even if he does. She MUST be white, for no reasons other than his blatant racism. He thinks all girls like to shop, gossip, and cook in the kitchen, and ONLY shop, gossip, and cook in the kitchen. He really only treats them like walking boobies, believing them to be less superior and less intelligent than the all-mighty Chris-Chan. Because girls totally, like, dig that.
His personality is also left to be desired. He's so stubborn he refuses to believe trained professionals when proven to be wrong. He makes death threats and rages at people for doing so much as telling him "no". And don't even get me started on his ego. He thinks that he's very intelligent and artistically talented, which obviously, if you've seen his crayola-colored abominations, he clearly lacks. In his comic, he self-inserts himself as the main character who's a full-on, God Mode Gary Stu wif all dah powerz and no flaws. He's the "mayor for life" in his imaginary egopolis Cwcville, who's basically a tyrannical dictator, causing gay holocausts, loved by everyone, and uses his electric-hedgehog creations to beat the shit out of people he doesn't like. In reality, however, he's just an overweight loser with no life, and trying to tell him so will, with out a doubt, cause him to have a temper-tantrum.
So, with that in mind, please, don't feel sorry for him at all. People have tried White Knighting for him, thousands have, to no avail. It's hopeless. HE'S hopeless. And because of that, it's hilarious. Watching this guy "sing" for his made up band and draw sexy (read: disturbing) Rule 34 is so sad and depressing you can't help but laugh. So, with that in mind, check out CWCiki sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCki (a troll site) for more info on a the oodles and oodles fail. This has been my Rant of the day, peace.